Crespinfamily.net Home

Greetings!

I have made several attempts to populate this site with content that I can share with the world (or at least the 4 people at Kerry's work). At each attempt, I learned a few valuable lessons:

1. I must learn to read Russian
2. Russian hackers are all gay.  I mean the rainbow-sticker, hair stylist kind of gay.
3. I must take more care when setting up a site not to allow a 'back door'' for the Russian hackers to 'penetrate' my site (see... told you they're gay)
4. I really don't like having to reload web sites every month.

Many of you (okay, both of you) may have read the love-note I left for the Russian hackers last time they 'penetrated deep into my site using a backdoor' (see?  GAY). I've received some less-than-enthusiastic feedback regarding  that message, and have decided to update it with this one.  This got me thinking... "I wonder if the GAY Russian hackers trashed any more of my sites?"  Yes, in fact they had.  Not all of them mind you, but a few.  So... I'm cleaning those sites up now.  When I'm done, I'll have a whole slew of new content up on each site.  Until then, just remember.... Russians are cool, but Russian hackers are GAY!!

Disclaimer:

Please don't send me e-mails about how anti-gay this message sounds. I have friends who are gay, I have friends who are Bi. The use of the term "Gay" in this article refers only to the Russian Hacker's apparent thirst for "backdoor penetration." I apologize in advance to any Gays who take offense at being referenced in the same paragraph as Russian Hackers.